Jokes of the Day…

Wife: “What are you doing?”
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: “Nothing…? You’ve been
reading our marriage certificate for
an hour.”
Husband: “I was looking for the
expiration date.”
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Wife : “Do you want dinner?”
Husband : “Sure! What are my
choices?”
Wife : “Yes and no.”
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Wife: “You always carry my photo in
your wallet. Why?”
Hubby: “When there is a problem, no
matter how impossible,
I look at your picture
and the problem disappears.”
Wife: “You see how miraculous and
powerful I am for you?”
Hubby: “Yes! I see your picture and
ask myself what other problem
Can there be greater
than this one?”

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Girl: “When we get married, I want
to share all your worries,
Troubles and lighten your
burden.”
Boy: “It’s very kind of you,
darling, but I don’t have any worries
or
troubles.”
Girl: “Well that’s because we
aren’t married yet.”
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Son: “Mom, when I was on the bus with
Dad this morning,
He told me to give up my seat
to a lady.”
Mom: “Well, you have done the right
thing.”
Son: “But mom, I was sitting on
daddy’s lap.”
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A newly married man asked his wife,

“Would you have married me if my
father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied
sweetly, “I’d have married you,

NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!”

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Father to son after exam: “Let me see
your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He
wants to scare his parents.”
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and
I’ll be yours forever.
The guy replies: “Thanks for the
early warning.”
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A wife asked her husband: “What do you
like most in me,

My pretty face or my sexy body?”

He looked at her from head to toe and
replied:

“I like your sense of humor.”

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